Poo on the beach

There's a hell of a lot of poo on the beach here in Khao Lak, as there was on the beaches in Phuket. You can also eat poo as well - it's on most menus. But since I've eaten poo before and didn't really like it, I have avoided it. Poo is Thai for crabs, by the way. And not the kind you probably pick up in Patong...