Appeasing Worried Mum Update #1

My personal safety checklist:

My passport is on my person: YES

My bags are locked in my hotel room: YES

Number of times my bags have been tampered by unscrupulous foreign airline workers: ZERO (I think...)

Symptoms I am showing for tropical diseases:
Malaria: NIL
Amoebic Dysentry: NIL
Dengue Fever: NIL
Giardia: NIL
Typhoid: NIL
Schistosomiasis: NIL (which is good, coz it sounds bad)

Number of grams of herion I am planning to smuggle back into Australia: ZERO

Number of kidney's removed after being drugged for sale on the organ black market: ZERO

So far, so good...